Holy lord as a 34-year-old back on the scene after a marriage I’ve seen it all. I’ve been doing it two months. Most of the guys contacting me have been hot and 21-24, but basically just offering to come over and service me sexually and that’s not my scene. I was thisclose to deleting my account and I was so over it I…

Yeah, this went from funny to oh-god-that-poor-guy really quickly. I have a lot of sympathy for him even as a frequent overseas flyer.

For some reason, this makes me sad.

Why risk losing the “damn bitch had it coming” vote? That is at least half of his base, anyways.

You underestimate her. I suspect he’s the one who needs to watch his step.

The rational side of me is like “Consenting adults, whatever dynamic works for them, etc etc” and the other part of me definitely does a little shudder-gag.

Jon Lovitz burner account revealed.

It happened once with me and my sister. Obviously not the same level but still...I think I could do better.

Every time I think idly about renewing my New Yorker subscription, I think remind myself that they run stuff like that: also columns by George Packer. And, of course, that they supported the Iraq War, albeit in such a “prudent,” mealy-mouthed, on-the-one-hand-on-the-other fashion that I didn’t totally get it at the…

You couldn’t pay me enough to read Purity. After Franzen’s bizarre New Yorker article about Edith Wharton not being a great writer because she wasn’t sufficiently sexually attractive to men.....dude is dead to me. Freedom was bland and forgettable. It isn’t a tenth the book as House of Mirth.

I knew this would happen.

I'm still having a hard time believing this is the same person. I get the glasses, standard courtroom thing, but do brunettes look less culpable for sex crimes or something??

A commenter on the last post requested that this is the photo we use for him from now on. A damn good idea.

Looks like she’s introducing a : Suburban Falconer - Lingerie Line.

You need to watch the southern bridal shows to really appreciate the art of successfully paraphrasing, “that thing is ugly as fuck and I wouldn’t dress a dog in it.” into a socially acceptable statement that still allows you an out, but doesn’t cause the bride to dissolve into hysterical tears. Seriously, watching…

I’d just like to inform everyone that I am still drinking vodka and it is 2:08 am here in Dubai and I’m probably going to order some pizza. While I’m in a drunken state of confession, let it be noted for the record that I sometimes just go pee right in the sink. The logic of it is infallible. My favorite book?…

Good lord, this is the biggest challenge for me too. Sometimes I'll just keep going because there's steam left, and next thing I know it's 1am and I have to be up to do it over again at 6.