This morning on MSNBC, he said “If Trump wins, we’ll have to build a wall to keep people IN.” And then “John Kasich would beat Hillary by eleven points, so obviously he’s out.”

Forgot to to add at least they didn't follow the Canadian method buy new search and rescue helicopters realize the current ships can't fit them so built new ships to hold them and then cancel the helicopter order

Marines LOVE it when attacked directly. We greatly prefer that to the enemy sneaking around in civvies waiting to take a few cheap pot-shots. Our typical engegement range is over 300 meters with small-arms. I highly doubt isis has any riflemen capable of fighting at range against a Marine. I do at least give them…

Fuck you for ruining my “better not get called for Golan tending” joke.

He’s hoping to reach new Golan Heights.

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.

Belgium did nothing to provoke this attack. Neither did Paris in November. It was all done by micropeen fanatics who had nothing better to do with their lives than come up with ways to kill people and carry out those plans. That’s it. These addle brain losers have zero going for them so they have to take our their…

When will people learn that diversity and tolerance doesn't extend to the point that you welcome a culture that has an open desire to change your country to reflect their values by any means necessary?

Holy shit. I havent shook my head that hard since the last Daft Punk song.

Crosby vs Oshie? No, more like Canada vs America, and as usual, America won!
#MakeAmericaGreat2016

I’d rather watch bald eagles over the fucking Kardashians.

“And we’ll have bald eagles on ALL. THE. TIME. We’ll have bald eagles on so much, you’ll be sick of bald eagles, but we’ll still keep watching bald eagles.”

In other words, these high-end attack helicopters, when properly equipped, are far more suited for a battlefield with a MANPADS threat present than their predecessors.

Not expensive enough.

When I was a punk kid, I threw a stink bomb at a life-guard’s booth at the Jersey Shore. The stink bomb was very light, and was caught up in the wind (read, I made a bad throw) and I beaned him in the back with it.

First off, me not mentioning it has no bearing on whether or not I knew it or understood it, so your ad hominem/straw man has been called out.

Rumor has it the articles can be avoided by not clicking on them. If you need help, I’m sure there are several great mouse tutorials on Youtube.

“Thats bread”

Tyler still hasn’t figured out you go to war with the military you have, not the military you’d like.

I seem to recall a successful rescue/capture in the historical novel Hunt for the Red October.