Fucka you wall anda fucka you bullpen!

Spitting? The hell. Chew them up and eat the goddamn shell too. You’re watching baseball, god’s greatest gift to mankind, and you’re gonna eat some goddamn roughage, and the next day you’re gonna shit out a goddamned spiky pinecone of a turd, and the blood you bleed will be AMERICA.

Outlawed in 2037

Where I come from, that’s the kind of talk that gets you exiled beyond the Mexico Wall.

I am a time traveler from the year 2055 here is my list

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

Why risk possible being charged with felony resisting arrest, which the audio can corroborate pretty effectively for the prosecution? Btw are you a lawyer?

Ugh. A fucking lazy-ass Anchorman reference?

Things could have gone worse for Baxter.

My fave position from the Kama Sutra is the Sextuple Bogey.

Looks like he Afrikaan't.

Reporter: What were you thinking out there?

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

Reds have a 1.5 game lead over the Cardinals!

Two babies enter; one baby leaves.

Let’s get it on!

If she wants to take the spot of top Sports Baby, she needs to physically fight Riley Curry for it. Sorry, those are the Sports Baby rules. I didn’t make them but I WILL honor them.

If loving Frozen makes you a cute sports baby, Ted Williams may finally get one last hurrah as a Sox mascot.

And it’s “Sergeant”, not "Sargent".

Yeah, must be horrible to have a POTUS that doesnt send you and your buddies to war on a whim, right?