+1 dead umpire

If you were extremely retro-cool, instead of just extremely cool, you would believe only two teams should play on Opening Day, and the only game should be in the middle of the day in, the middle of the week, on green grass in Cincinnati.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

I had no idea that dry golf courses were things that existed, and now the sport’s death must be even further accelerated

I mean, it’s right there in the post, pal.

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

Best outcome - too bad about the damage to the plane. With any luck, it’s just a couple of head-sized dents.

Innocent until proven guilty isn’t the issue.

Let’s see,

There is a legal principle known as “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”.

What about the crimes of failing to stop for a law enforcement officer, evading arrest, driving to endanger, unauthorized entry to a federal facility, destruction of federal property, and generally being a jackass?

Not a good day for force security.

Or else you might end up at the bottom of a big pile of rabid Jazz fans.

He’s gotta be kiking himself

Boy, my tiny moron brain just can’t figure out this comment that pretty damn clearly shoves across your idea that the two are the same because of action and intent with the only differences being skating speed/head contact with the ice/resulting injuries that you say should have no effect on how the action is treated.…

This wasn’t a discussion or debate about what should or shouldn’t be considered a criminal act on the ice, it was regarding the not-totally-correct equation of McSorley v Brashear and this particular instance of Duncan Keith being a shithead. I don’t have to flood the comment section with links to past transgressions…

Bertuzzi went to court.

What McSorley did was quite a bit more egregious than this

Yes. Match penalty means intent to injure, and an automatic suspension.