“North Koreans LOVE me. I’m gonna do fantastic things for North Koreans. I’m gonna do so much good, because, let me tell you something, its a mess”

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

Waze navigates roads, not political and social environments.

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

We love it because it prevents us from reverting back to our traditional campaigns of religious, political and ethnic warfare between each other.

Ah the elusive Kinja downvote

I don’t get it.

Soccer would b much more accepted by North America if they were to market it properly. Less the sports angle and more a comedy of errors. Seriously why do people watch this again?

Giving the ref a red card is at worst a yellow card offense. Some of these officials are such power-trips...

They will pay huge money for that. You should go on a shopping trip to celebrate. Don't worry about the bill, you will get a check before your next credit card cycle.

Guess that might explain why he was a “tearful mess”. Aw. Samer.

I’m not a pilot either. However, it appears as if the real culprit of the hard impact is gravity. If the earth had less mass the impact wouldn’t have been as severe.

Sometimes, when a person is flipping the fuck out, screaming “fuck you” repeatedly, and calling you lots of bad names, the best thing to do is laugh.

I was literally thinking the same exact thing and almost wrote that.

Doesn’t everyone at baseball games just buy the cheapest ticket available and then stand in the the beer garden for the whole game?

Of course not - I refer you to Buzz Killington. The real problem was that OBAMA lost the war in the Middle East, dontcha know? George Bush was the greatest national security genius of our time, as such great gifts of foreign policy insight are automatically provided to all Republican voters by holy gift of Saint…

I like to read the Funbag to my cat. I do different voices for each letter writer.