“From mid-range, 10-15 feet he could kill you.”

Is the announcer who thought that hit deserved “maybe a minor penalty” the same guy who thought the diving Devils player was hit in a nerve spot?

I hope it’s just for photo ops and the Raptors come home. It’d be a giant waste of airframe hours.

Or it sits there like a buoy because the GPS and communication satellites it requires to function haven’t been invented yet.

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

Dropping very few precision munitions, on very precise targets, in an effort to kill as many of the bad guys while killing as little of the civilians as possible, as opposed to just dumping shit all over everyone indiscriminately?

Killing ISIS so they are too busy dodging bombs, in addition to fighting on 10 fronts, to organize an attack on the US or our allies?

LC played 40 minutes down a player and would have left with a draw if it wasn’t for another boneheaded mistake. Arsenal needed two colossal fuck-ups by their opponent to capture the three points. I think that glass slipper is still as pristine as it was just a week ago. Plus, this is Arsenal we’re talking about.…

The Russian Federation. I meant the Baltics, but autocorrect didn't agree.

Defend against who!!?!!! You NSA bots are strong on rhetoric but short on logic

Did you read the RAND report? I did. It was about finding the weakest part of NATO, in light of Russia’s recent aggression. Repeating the failures of Vietnam or the occupation of Iraq doesn't mean anything when it comes to a near-peer conflict between NATO and Russia. Apples and oranges. Those were political failures,…

“We want the ball, and we’re gonna score!”

I’m the son of a Navy signalman who stood his watch on the bridge wing of a destroyer on plane guard and acted as lookout for SAR efforts for many a downed Aviator. I know the difference. I didn’t think it mattered in this case. Thanks for the info.

The Blue Angels website calls them pilots roughly 300 times and calls them aviators zero times.

We would’ve also accepted “shat through my Zubaz”.

Hitizen Kane

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Their fans must be crushed

I can’t handle losing bar trivia without often melting down and physically harming myself, so I appreciate Cam’s restraint after this.

It’s almost as if he was upset he just lost the biggest game of his life. Crazy.