I’m sorry but that is pretty ridiculous. I know you were a kid, but holly bajesus that’s dumb. People get to have their own interests and deciding to be with them, and especially deciding to share your life with them should come down to the human being they are not whether they share a random hobby and can share in…

I’ve always heard that E3 is supposed to be for the media only. Growing up, we talked a lot about how we could possibly get in, but it was before having a random blog apparently counted for something.

I switched completely from World of Warcraft to Final Fantasy XIV as my MMO of choice. I tried it out on a whim during the downtime between Mists of Pandaria and Warlords of Draenor, and was playing them concurrently until the dreaded content lull at the end of WoD. Ended up dropping my WoW sub and stuck with FFXIV.

It…

*dusts off Warrior Tank that may or may not bear a striking resemblance to a certain Inspector’s casino-owning father*

Right then, here we go.

GOTFuckingY fellow kotaku commenters! Overwatch? More like ItsOverWatch now that league of Titans is here!

I really feel like Batman’s origin is a criminally underused story. I mean, we’ve never seen it in a movie or game before. He just appears, fully developed, as if sprung from the forehead of Zeus.

I don’t understand your logic.

Hey, I’m not the one who seems to have his panties in a bunch here.
“I THINK THIS PERSON IS STUPID AND WRONG, THUS I’M GONNA BE SUPER MATURE ABOUT IT AND REPRESENT THEM AS AN ANGRY STUPID PERSON BY WRITING SOMETHING I THINK THEY WOULD MAYBE PROBABLY SAY IN ALL CAPS, BOTH SHOWING THAT I’M ON TO HOW RETARDED THEIR FAKE…

“Look at these two having fun jumping over shit. Do they think they look cool? Fucking nerds. Glad I’m over here thinking about how much saddercooler than them I am.”

Oh, somewhere, somebody is preparing their Murder Campaign. No Worries.

Well, that’s just not on, so shouldn’t the (more rabid) fanbase be threatening to murder their families or something?!?!?!

Not just that. Porn sex is inherently not intimate or as enjoyable as “normal” sex because there are extra things they have to consider. Most of the positions they do are uncomfortable because they have to fuck in a way so the camera can “get in there”. A shoot can last half a day. There are hot lights glaring at you…

2: absolutely not, once a cheater always a cheater. I would love more games to just outright remove people for cheating even once.

Ok, that’s a bit extreme. I cannot imagine a scenario where a hacker installs a cheat program on somebody else’s computer just to get them banned.

cd-drive?

Have fun jamming that into your cd-drive

In an online competitive game you’re paying to be a part of the community. If you start fucking that community up, then you get kicked out of the community. Don’t cheat and you’ve got nothing to worry about.

I love the idea that these despicable people rushed home after plopping down $50-$60 on a brand new game and were instantly banned again. “I’ve spent $200 on this game, and I can’t play it! I just want to be able to cheat and feel superior to others while simultaneously ruining the game for everyone else. Is that too…

Sounds like there isn’t a lot of “meat” there from what I’ve read. Meaning that if you play a lot, you’ll get bored pretty quickly, especially if you are solo and don’t have friends to party up with.

Here we go. “My food is local certified naturally grown, and I pay triple price for everything. Everything I purchase is made by hand in a mom and pop shop that’s been there since 1942.”