@Captain_Tripps: Best way to completely eliminate costume wrinkles would be to paint them on. I would approve of that.

@Pope John Peeps II: We know what you are really up to. You want to feed the scans into that rapid prototyper you have, with a feedstock of assorted amino acids and proteins. We're on to you, Peeps!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: Why would that bother anybody? As God is my witness, I know that turkeys can fly!

@Pure87: Why, yes. It is the Committee for Researching Acronym Proposals. Congress has been spending billions on it every year.

@fastactingrelief: Or caffeine. Your choice!

@FlameCell: Not only tasteless, but he thought us stupid enough that he had to explain it.

@mercury_marine: Another fine product from Skeksis Industries!

@Mobfob: Instantly, no. But you could inject it into the break and speed heeling substantially.

@cicadymn: Stem cells can even be extracted from liposuction fat.

@Foghorn_Leghorn: Funny you should say "baby tantrum".

@robustinator: Yeah, all the milk I have seen in the last decade either came in cardboard containers of translucent plastic. That looks like a jug of motor oil!

@MiKHEILL: I had bookmarked both previous articles. The previous Apple one looks exactly like the current article.

@Stem_Sell: Nasty looking! Isn't milk supposed to be white?

@WookieLifeDay: "And Maus, Crumb, Clowes and Pekar all fall into the category of obvious choices."

@earthclanbootstrap: "The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal."

@Daamian: I agree with you. tedknaz's original position was blanket, baseless, and offensive to many. Overall, your response was relatively gentle.

@tedknaz: Your recent post did clarify. Your original posting was inflamatory and bullshit.

@tedknaz: So, you're saying that recent evil use of an ancient good symbol, however altered, takes it away from the original users?

@Too.Tired.To.Sleep: Vogon poetry? Heavens, no!

@artum: And it has to be made of Scrith.