@Vultan: Or you could just pray for one...

@RigAudio: My system is housed within the dessicated bodies of cetacians.

@eternalcthulhu: Exactly my thought!

@greverf: A classic of lying with statistics is to cut the bottom off your graph.

@Psychonaut: Your negativity interferes with my pessimism: "I don't know what's more disgusting; the burger, or the p(ig)erson who ate it?"

@BeetsGoOn: "crazy, abusive, libertarian, racist, etc"

@jepzilla: And any safety provided by the magnetic "lock" would more easily and obviously be provided with a mechanical latch as one often finds on pruning shears.

@cinnamonster: But Steve Martin suggested it! Does that mean I shouldn't live in a swamp and be three-dimensional?!

@ninjagin: You get points for being able to distinguish between the human issue and this particular man.

@P3nnst8r: Professional Commenter: And who needs a bottle opener when you can just smash the neck of the bottle on the curb?

@Who the eff is GlassAdam?: And if he gets that lighter any closer, he'll have to get one!

@ads2k2: "Why does Rice play Texas?"

@Goebells: "does anyone actually know someone that owns a 3DTV?"

@Dreamwriter: The checkerboard format was used in "3D-ready" DLPs. Anybody who got one of those will need a converter to the modern 3D format. [hdguru.com]

@dallasmay: "They are trying to get someone to attack them so that they can sue them."

@Dreamwriter: I admit that the analogy is not exact, but I believe that it is closer than you say.

It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

@ziffelbat: I don't think that the liquid limit applies to checked luggage. I know that you can have big shampoo bottles in checked luggage but are limited to 3oz bottles in carry-on.

@DeeJayQueue: Oh, I agree that there should be more/better clues. I was merely responding to your "connector that looks the same top and bottom".

@blehbleh13: "I just feel insecure when girls tower over me"