wolfmanjohnathan
WolfmanJohnathan
wolfmanjohnathan

Well it hadn’t occurred to me before, but now I’m wondering if I’m starring in a Cloverfield movie without realizing it.

It’s only funny if your pants rip at the crotch rather than the seat.

No, you mean Mike Wallace. Tom Brokaw hunts “The Most Dangerous Game” in Belarus for fun.

That doesn’t actually disprove her point. It supports it, more than anything. All these celebrities are Jewish (either whole or part) yet they basically had to be in the “Jewish closet” for years.

MEL BROOKS IS JEWISH?!

One shudders to imagine his take on the Hobbits’ feet.

And in keeping with the Windows theme, there’s a crash!

It’s a Sony IP but they put them in the Windows desktop.

You're the man now, dog!

is there a part where he-man is trapped and a bird skeleton pours slime all over him and ruins the carpet?

He probably could’ve phrased it better, but I agree with the underlying sentiment 100%. It’s absurd that every male friendship gets distorted into a potential gay relationship, even when there’s no evidence beyond the relationship being just a male friendship. Happens with female friendships, too (see, e.g.,

Just wait till you see what Fisto does!!

I appreciate that Adam is scrawny compared to He-Man.  That original Adam could have at least taken a tip from Superman and put on some nerd glasses.

He-man’s back, and he FUCKS.

Correct me if I am wrong but it seems Master and Commander has always been well regarded on AV Club save for those that complained “not enough women” or “their teeth wouldn’t be so white or my favorite “it was suppose to be a 24 gun frigate but I only counted 22".

This is fine, it’s not like you can get a PS5 in 2021. And I’m not playing this on my jet-engine-loud PS4.

My unceasing letter campaign to Steven Spielberg asking him exactly that has so far failed to yield an answer, merely a ‘Cease and Desist’ from his Lawyers.

He is amazing on his small part in Blade Runner 2049

I’m not buying it. I tried that on the train to work once and it did not work at all.