Ooh, I love a Snyd-car.

Yeah, that’s really more of an Easter thing.

Yes, she’s one of those two things, is my understanding. 

Ahhh so that’s where everyone kneels before Zod!

We have a Fuck Hut in the Phantom Zone.

Ethan and Maya summer in my hometown Antigonish, Nova Scotia and were just in the theatre watching Black Phone in the nearest theatre, I love the idea of him buying movie tickets to his own movie in rural Canada.

It’s also why I, as an Asianish dude, don’t want to him to be a POC, either. Because it’s kinda insulting:

It hasn’t been 26 years. It’s been 36 years. Nobody is in the Navy for 36 years, no matter how creepily youthful they look.

it also sounds badass because it’s got “dead” in it and also implies that there’s a reckoning

Or why the robes someone would wear while living in the desert become the uniform of the entire Jedi order, regardless of location/climate.

Oh no no, you misunderstood. He said he’d “Be interested in shooting a dark man.”

Well, now your back is gonna hurt, because you just pulled landscaping duty.

AV Club articles are more stream of consciousness than traditional prose.

I’d rather walk through a snowstorm than call and speak to someone on the phone

Jeremy Strong auditioned too, but when they couldn’t give him an authentic translation of ‘beep-deep-bee-doop-doo-doop’ he stormed out shouting it was all fake bullshit.

A coke-addicted dancing cactus? Finally! *finishes 2021 Bingo card* 

He’s actually playing the Boston Strangler’s arch-nemesis, the Cleveland Steamer.

It's superficially a zombies-on-a-train movie, but I think it tackles some deeper issues, like what would happen if we punched zombies.

My dear boy, why don’t you just try acting?

“Tonight On Hannity, a crazy melon farmer called Ice Cube with his thoughts on cancel culture and vaccine mandates.”