wolfmanjohnathan
WolfmanJohnathan
wolfmanjohnathan

FIN-ISH!

I went to the meeting with Disney’s lawyers. I said, “Christ, you got a big boardroom! Christ, you got a big boardroom!”

As your lawyer I would strongly advise you to get to the chopper.

I don’t think she’d go for that, tbh. It’s not like she’s starving for a paycheck.

“Niles, get that dreck out of here! Pinot Noir is a guest bathroom wine, not a master bathroom wine!

I do sometimes wonder if we could maybe have a version of Sherlock Holmes that doesn’t emphasize his drug use like they’re the first one to realise that, hang on guys, Holmes did cocaine every so often, how edgy! Like, I get it, if you’re looking for a flaw for him it’s a quick and convenient one to latch on to, but

So... absolutely no connection whatsoever to the stories except for the name and everything being vaguely London-esque.  Good to know.

And at this point the question really is ... why didn’t Tony just make suits of some kind for everybody? Iron Man II starts with him being very protective about it but by the end of that movie and going forward he’s reconciled to Rhodey having a suit, and surely he’s not actually letting his best friend trust his life

“Why did your Ram TRX dump 87-octane and motor oil all over this estuary?”

I’m guessing he’ll play someone who is disgraced law enforcement investigating unexplained grizzly murders where no one but him can see the pattern. He’ll chase the main characters all around the country where all locations look suspiciously like British Columbia.

Glad they took that long beat to let Sub-Zero say his famous catch phrase “I am Sub-Zero”.

I cannot wait until the eventual evening when my wife goes to bed early while I smoke a ton of weed and enjoy this early frontrunner for Best Picture.

A lot of savages, that’s what they all are. A bunch of bloody savages.

There may be widely varying opinions on the Best Hollywood Chris, but you have united us all when it comes to the Worst AV Club Take.

I don’t like shattered glass. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.”

“I personally have a problem with the use of ‘they’ as it is so linked with a plural to me.”

Return to Oz. Maybe they couldn’t pick just one scene.

“Taking the high road...”

You guys are shocked because macarons have become commonplace items now, and a lot cheaper than they used to be. I remember pricing from La Maison du Chocolat around 10 years ago.   As K2SO would say, it’s high.  It’s very high.