FIBA World Cup? Looks more like the feeble world cup team [bonked in head by errant Mason Plumlee shot]

Real men don’t measure at all and know their dick is amazing 

i’m green-lighting it!

Listen, I’m not generally one to holler“leave politics out of this!” but I just watched that trailer and nothing about the Zaroffs in that movie seemed “liberal-coded” to me. I’m not sure where that line is coming from.

Throw in Hard Target and you got a stew goin’.

you have tried nothing, and you are out of ideas.

To be fair, if Brown loses another layer of skin, we’re all going to see what his feet look like on the inside.

Never been there, but if being threatened with death is what it takes for people to put their phone down for 2 hours, then I support it.

I wrote this on Twitter:

I remember being really surprised when there were kids who looked to be around 8 at the showing of RoboCop I went to back in the 80's. I saw them happily sitting there before the film started, and thought “Should they be at an R-rated film?” Then Weller got his fucking arm blown off and basically blown to bits and I wa…

The bigger problem here is that someone thinks its ok to use your cell phone during a movie. 

Nothing snaps to mind.

Give me one recent example of a billion dollar movie franchise where the heroes spent an entire movie losing! It will never work!

Yeah right! As if anybody would ever like a movie about an action hero who loses!

 Or the first half of practically any Indiana Jones fight. Heroically rallying after getting your ass kicked is a very underappreciated action hero talent. 

Idiots, I only thought Batman was more badass after getting thoroughly defeated by Bane, only to kick his ass later in the movie

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

A Western generally involves people navigating an untamed frontier, unless it is a Best Western, which involves people navigating the pay-per-view menu.

I was sitting next to a group of teenage boys at the theater when this trailer came on and they exploded with:

Men = Everyone