I actually get more of a Brett Kavanaugh vibe from him.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Which is, ergo, the Zodiac Killer 

Grayson Allen looks like Joffrey Baratheon.

Liam Hendricks used to pitch for the Blue Jays, and when he was here, was probably the funniest interview on the team, at least if you have an ear for dry/deadpan humour. They interviewed his father Jeff once on a broadcast and it was pure gold.

Me, after reading seven paragraphs full of one excoriating pull-quote after another:

(San Andreas 2, again with Peyton helming) which suggests he’s loyal to a fault

Bless your heart.

I mean, I know Italy isn’t exactly a bastion of western feminism, but the podium girls for the women’s Giro is really just too much.

The current AV Club house style is a weak attempt at Sean Faux’Neal, and you can really taste the faux.

Suggesting that Russell Crowe is also still perplexed about that period in Hollywood history—stretching from 1997 up through, let’s say, 2007's Cinderella Man—when studio executives were inordinately horny for Russell Crowe

SPOILER BELOW:

It’s a bar. Nothing happens there. 

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

I was told there’s a stairway to it.

Ooh baby, do you know what that’s worth?

There are also conflicting reports that it must be missing an angel...

Warrant were right. Heaven isn't too far away. 

See, I buy tgat as Romeo and Juliet, but I just don’t see how an uncle usurping the throne and a ghost automatically Hamlet makes.

“Doesn’t get jokes.”