The sport is my favorite. The guy who throws his body into a defender every time he shoots is not.

All of Trump’s Wives: He Cheats Like Hell.

The Quarterback may not throw the ball. The Quarterback will have two (2) options for getting rid of the ball:

Let the ambulances drive directly onto the field. If a player gets squished, it’s their own damn fault.

Totally concur - I posted elsewhere that the ‘reveal’moment in II, which is (I think) the only time we actually see him shift between personas (or at least the only time we see it happen slowly enough to really follow), was perfect, and the most memorable moment of that movie for me.

A few years ago, I rewatched this film for the first time in about two decades. It gave me a new appreciation for Christopher Reeve, because to me, he’s the only actor who has ever convincingly peformed the “secret identity” trick. His voice tone, body language, posture, movements, and speech rhythm are completely…

All Australians are unable to shoot thanks to Port Arthur.

So you can be confident you’re buying from people like you.

“Why do so many douchebags wear blazers in the airport? I’m not talking a full suit with a button down shirt where someone was clearly in a meeting, removed their tie, and then went directly to the airport. That’s reasonable, and I’ve done that, rather than trying to change in an airport shitter. I’m talking about the…

I always wear a sports coat when flying, even on vacation (unless it’s to some place tropical), for a number of reasons.

Passing on some dad-wisdom here: wearing your blazer is an easy way to travel with your blazer without it getting wrinkled to hell. Wear it on the plane and then perhaps hang it in the airplane’s tiny closet, or wear it the whole flight, or if your lucky, gingerly place it on top of your luggage in the overhead.…

Blazer in the airport: You don’t want to fold it in your luggage and risk wrinkling it. You can risk this with the shirt and pants, but wearing the blazer if often the right call. Just like when someone wears a full winter coat to the airport in the summer. That guy is probably moving cross country and is wearing…

When the pitbull’s out of order, you must whippet. Whippet good.

Excellent.

If he cries, he cries.

That’s a clown comment, bro.

I’m sick of all these potshots against Rogue One’s CGI Tarkin.

Yeah, but she just melted it down to make a bullet to kill a werewolf.

From that picture they would have also accepted:

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.