I thought that was the backstory for In The Air Tonight

“Bad Moon Rising” is about an American turning into a werewolf, in London! Think about that, Mr. Fogerty.

I thought the song was just an allegory for all the people Fogerty murdered while hitching a ride on a riverboat

brita takes out the ancient particles that you actually need in order to decalcify your pineal gland and maintain true inner equilibrium, i.e. - no ankle sprains.

honestly: ankle sprains are just a holographic phantom of a truer inner projection of your ankles. I could explain more but that would involve you knowing…

“I learned to read!”

...the way Paul’s vocal fillers tend toward misogyny, talking about his dick, and, of course, a few choice racial slurs

STATES RIGHTS

EXCEPT THOSE ONES WE DON’T LIKE THOSE ONES

Would Billy Bob Thornton’s music publisher be so litigious?

Wait, Kinja’s not a court of law? Then who have I been filing all these amicus briefs with?

I did not scrub him! I didn’t! I did not do it...oh hai mark!

Jesus Christ, guys, nobody’s painting over the Mona Lisa here. They’re taking him out of a cartoon. We haven’t gone full Orwellian just yet.

Welp, it looks like I found the movie I’ll watch with my mom on Christmas Day.

The police have nothing to go on.

But when will we have the option to sort comments by the number of Simpsons references?

Primary sources back this spelling up:

I for one can’t wait to see Christopher Plummer in Deadpool 2.

Naturally it’s worse. However, the culture of reducing women to bodies that can be handled at whim is one of the pins holding up the entire structure of harassment and rape in general. It’s all about power. All of it. When Damon gets reductive it helps nothing. It also sounds like he’s making excuses for the behavior.…

If I have to sign a sexual-harassment thing, I don’t care, I’ll sign it....

“Kennedy, realizing that he needs to take a step back, moves on to new questions, geared at assessing a basic knowledge of federal law.”