“I have altered your syntax. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

I applaud Monkey Fighting Alex Levy for his Monday-to-Friday article!

haha hard r. hard like a boner. get it? because having an erection is colloquially referred to being hard.

They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.

Me neither.

I’m so glad you came to make this important point.

This is not that AV Club anymore.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

Instead, the director’s job will go to...

Just when you think there is nothing else to learn about Meghan Markle, she goes and puts her Toronto rental on the market.

You are a goddamn hero.

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

Toronto.

After 50 years I am surprised the Leafs still know how to hoist a cup

If they haven’t learned anything from California, it’s that the Leafs are just fuel for the Flames.

A Landspeeder...Good for ages: 4 and up,

Good luck reselling that landspeeder once the XP-38 comes out.

I want to protest, too, but when I start getting angry about this, my left arm starts to hurt and I’m short of breath.

For me, Fast Food is a pejorative because as it is now Fast Food relies on, and propagates, 3 enormous ills of American society

THE COOL THING ABOUT JESSICA JOMES IS HOW NEW YORK CITY ITSLEF IS KIND OF THE MAIN CHARACTER.