Bet it ends up being PG-13.

They were eating rotisserie chicken.

I don’t even have a white guy!

He seemed pretty normal in his cameo in “Home Alone 2".

He was driving an Uber in his spare time?

And who in their right mind would want to be a Paperback Writer?

This is so, so good.

This looks way better than Replicas!

You should respond “It’s pronounced ‘blessed’ you know.”

It is on the back of the ticket. Most ticket terms include requirements to follow arena policies about appropriate behavior and that being unruly or disruptive to other spectators or staff is grounds for removal.

Could be a passenger that opened it.

The thing is it probably wouldn’t be the thief that would be suing - it would be the injured persons’ insurance company, possibly even the thief’s. 

Might be a different story if they opened it while driving, causing an accident in which someone other than the thief was injured.

Wayne Gretzky has a pretty drinkable whiskey.

Ah that explains that whooshing sound I heard earlier...

Wasn’t that guy who wrote the Ringer article Tom Breihan, who wrote this one?

Re: Public Consumption Laws, the rules vary not only by province, but by municipality as well. Cities and towns can pass rules prohibiting public consumption of cannabis within their borders.

Sold at “Indonesian experiment in ultra-violence”.  

It’s a shame that this is too long to put on a bumper sticker.

Perhaps the villain can really drive it home by telling the hero “We’re not so different, you and I.”