Speaking of smashing doors, remember that bit in The Raid when Iko Uwais kicks a dude through a door, then kicks his legs out from under him, grabs his head with both hands and falls to the ground to smush the dude’s face into the shards of broken door sticking up from the ground? That was so awesome.

In some jurisdictions criminal law says that doing something with sufficiently reckless disregard for life can be enough to satisfy the intent for a murder or at least a manslaughter charge.

Was the real person a ridiculously buff person? If not this might be the rare case of The Rock getting himself in worse shape for a role.

I feel like no one is getting this, which is a shame.

Let’s make litter out of these literati! 

From the track “Chum” by Earl Sweatshirt:

Does Gary Sinise’s character in Forrest Gump have paraplegia, or does he just not have legs?

Toby Keith?

I mean, Disney is probably not making money off of Powder any more.

Back in the middle of the last decade I owned what was then Guatemala’s only Irish pub, Reilly’s Irish Tavern.

I think the normal and healthy thing for us all to do would be to plunge a large shard of glass into our collective abdomen rather than suffer the indignity of watching this remake.

So who typically pays to have these films made?

A Joker movie that doesn’t have Batman in it is a bad, silly idea.

Tom Green did this years ago at the National Gallery of Canada in Ottawa.

Too handsome to plausibly be Anthony Edwards’ son?

I think that would be “What if Predator...but lots!”

What if Predators...but bigger!

Mel Brooks had it right!

Right? It’s almost hard to believe that any film could be this utterly terrifying and disturbing. Famous last words I guess...

So how did you feel about the use of “Tusk” in the first episode of The Americans?