Not a single “Where’s ‘Firefly’?” in these comments?

How else I am supposed to temper the impact of a harsh email telling someone that they fucked something up?

If you hate that doo-wop shit, you must really detest "For the Longest Time".

We Didn't Start the Fire?

I mostly enjoy Shea Serrano's articles, for what they are.

No, it's "Why did Americans stop treating Billy Joel?" He pays for all his own meals now.

“Cut the head off a snake and the body will die.” I mean, isn't that true of pretty much every animal?

Clearly you've never had a martini with John Saxon.

Maybe it'll be an origin story of sorts, explaining how Jabba started off as a husky human in a fur cape, and then developed into a giant slug-like beast.

That sledgehammer bit is reminiscent of John Wick.

Looks like it's taking over the old Houston's Steakhouse place, so it's an improvement over that at least.

"Yeah buddy they need that right away."

I'm not sure, but it's likely that the law only applies when you're riding on a public motorway.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

You know we should reserve judgement, it's entirely possible that this is exactly how the stunt was intended to unfold.

"Looks like the fish have been at this one."

How would one pronounce "Gestapo-ian" out loud?

What's called the Mike Pence approach.

You can easily picture Seagal throwing him through a plate glass window.

A lot of effort! The ticked buying process is really geared to those willing to shell out for the festival passes and to people with priority purchase rights (e.g. TIFF members and certain credit card holders). And even if you get tickets there's all the queuing.