A three-roll-two jacket with peak lapels and soft shoulders? It's blasphemy!

He was definitely around during Gutenberg's time. He was probably shooting Youngblood when Cocoon came out.

They couldn't even pull off the shroud without it getting caught on guns.

Have you seen The Limey? The scene where he's snarking the crew at a film set is hilarious.

Well they sent those undercover soldiers. And they parked some big trucks on the bridges…

OK Insomnia may not be the best movie, but Nicky Katt's telling of the "What's got two thumbs and loves blow jobs?" joke at the end has perfect timing.

Turns out that they probably had feathers! They weren't cold-blooded! They cared for their young! etc

But would you really need to outrun it for 26 miles? Presumably it would give up after a shorter distance, or you'd find some sort of shelter.

Oh, Austen.

He should have expected this chilly reception.

Mark Carney is Canadian so this is probably his fault somehow .

Her?

Lots of past tense in this piece, but from his imdb page it looks like he's still playing Jar Jar on the regular.

A rule should be instituted that if movie studios use haunting childlike vocals above a certain number of trailers in a year, the soundtrack for every trailer for the rest of the year can consist only of "Yakety Sax".

"No, I do not need you to bring me some crayons as well, just the goddamn noodles."

That bit sounded made-up to me, an attempt to preempt cries of elitism. If so, it clearly didn't work.

Luxury!

I actually thought he was dead.

Couldn't they have found a real Marine colonel to play this role?

It's based on a Miles Davis quote (about jazz…): "It's not the notes you play, it's the notes you don't play."