You could try referring to the "serial comma" instead to avoid having to make the song reference.

Hey uh buddy - got any coke left?

I love that this is happening on the home court of the San Antonio Spurs, a team that has dominated for decades by focusing on disciplined play and sound fundamentals.

They should adapt Mortal Kombat v DC Universe. Maybe the Mortal Kombat element will result in a DC movie that's actually watchable.

That was incredible, but I never liked that Scorpion's rope became a sentient dragon thing.

I wrote the bar exam in a cavernous convention center hall, row upon row of law students nervously fidgeting with their pencils waiting for the start time. Moments before the announcement some dude bellowed out from his desk "MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT" and it echoed through the hall. It was amazing.

There's something kind of absurd about women in their 20s getting indignant about having to show their midriff in a commercial while wearing schoolgirl outfits.

So these dudes do seem like dickheads, but weren't the Spice Girls' music videos pretty much rife with cleavage and midriff shots? I don't think their concept of girl power was based on subverting the practice of sexualizing female pop stars.

I always played as the Bears, and basically had two plays: fly route for Tom Waddle, or Craig Heyward up the middle. I'd win just as long as Waddle got 300 or more yards receiving.

WE WON ONE, JUAN!

Yes exactly - while looking off into the middle distance.

So it was going to be like the "Masters of the Universe" movie where they only had enough money for two shitty space sets, and the rest of the movie had to take place at night in a suburban sub development?

This reminds me of the scene in the first season of "The Trip" when Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon walk through an acting class through Coogan's impersonation of Richard Gere.

MOBY SMASH!!!

Yes, that is the joke.

Sometimes it's difficult to separate one's appreciation for art from one's feelings about the creator of that art. What I'm saying is, basically, Bill Simmons is a lot like Roman Polanski or Bill Cosby.

Like six of us made jokes about "ports" and you're the only one who spotted the Affleck typo, nicely done.

"Bill Simmons’ seemingly ports-related talk show" - they talked about Port au Spain, Port au Prince, Portapotties, ports-related aphorisms, Port Douglas, and so on.

Dan Stevens was pretty great in The Guest but I can't see him being as effective as The Raid's Iko Uwais at at stabbing a dude in the femur or kicking someone through a door.

Excellent choices. The broken door throat impalement was really something. I watched Raid 2 in the theater and there was laughing and whooping when that guy just slides down the wall with the baseball bat smushed into his face.