Being a bit racist is also fundamental to his character. Even if they've gradually smoothed out the more outrageously offensive racist behavior over the years, the character is still the embodiment of white privilege and British imperial aspirations.

In Quantum, he sleeps with that MI6 employee sent to monitor him, the one who ends up being coated in oil. There's the girl on his exile beach hut in Skyfall.

That's what I was trying to get at. In Casino Royale he starts off the movie not having 00 status so we're to assume that while he's had most of the training that would make him a super-spy he's just starting his career. So going a couple (or more I guess) years before that would be closer to an origin story.

Nine inches eh?

Jane Bond in Goldmember…wait, never mind.

That's a pretty good idea. We've all had enough of origin stories by this point, but I could get into the idea of a movie that starts a couple of years before "Casino Royale" , basically.

Since that first ad blew up, he's definitely got a wardrobe upgrade.

Getting soft in your old age, you didn't even call him a c*nt.

I stared into Seagal's hairline, and the hairline stared back.

"The patriarchy is calling from inside the house!"

This reminds me of the time I found the Declaration of Independence inside the sleeve of a copy of "Let it Bleed" I bought at a garage sale for five bucks.

I had a cocktail once that featured a glass rimmed with "Laphroaig dust". It was not to my liking.

"Yeah but what's the stupidest thing you've done on cocaine?

Amazing.

MEOW!

"In fact, a child is not even considered a human being" - I mean, that's…not true.

The twist is that the entire movie takes place inside Jim Carrey's imagination!

It's probably safe to say he got that half million bucks and the pool.

So is Drake going to straight up murder like 500 people on his trinket quest in the movie as well?

Probably due to budget constraints.