Hands up if you just Google image searched "cortney palm sushi girl". C'mon, I know there's more of you.

That bit where the liberating soldiers ask Adrien Brody's character why he was wearing the jacket of a Nazi officer and he responds "I was cold!" - that was pretty funny.

That bit where the liberating soldiers ask Adrien Brody's character why he was wearing the jacket of a Nazi officer and he responds "I was cold!" - that was pretty funny.

Ugh, I'm ALWAYS losing my Gwyenth Paltrow. Tony, check under the sofa, or the dining room credenza, or Whole Foods.

Ugh, I'm ALWAYS losing my Gwyenth Paltrow. Tony, check under the sofa, or the dining room credenza, or Whole Foods.

Eric Idle will be participating in Monthy Python projects long after his death, whether the other members want him to or not.

Eric Idle will be participating in Monthy Python projects long after his death, whether the other members want him to or not.

I think that it takes a bit of chutzpah to cast Renknowned Handsome Man Colin Farrell as your alter ego, but from that photo he seems to be a good looking dude himself. Way to pull off the slightly-over-loosened-tie look.

I think that it takes a bit of chutzpah to cast Renknowned Handsome Man Colin Farrell as your alter ego, but from that photo he seems to be a good looking dude himself. Way to pull off the slightly-over-loosened-tie look.

…but because of the guy working the pole.

…but because of the guy working the pole.

Even worse? I kept reading afterwards. Just shameful.

Even worse? I kept reading afterwards. Just shameful.

"He walked out of the door…and into murder."  That is an actual line from one of the books.

"He walked out of the door…and into murder."  That is an actual line from one of the books.

Yeah, I also find it hard to use my computer when I'm coked out of my gourd.

Yeah, I also find it hard to use my computer when I'm coked out of my gourd.

People that have never read the books will hopefully still never get the Blaine the Mono reference, as with any luck they'll leave that crappy bit out of the movie.

People that have never read the books will hopefully still never get the Blaine the Mono reference, as with any luck they'll leave that crappy bit out of the movie.

I never really understood what that meant - is a soldier's death one that gives the condemned a fighting chance of killing his would-be executioners? If so, I'm pretty surprised those centurions agreed to it.