I never really understood what that meant - is a soldier's death one that gives the condemned a fighting chance of killing his would-be executioners? If so, I'm pretty surprised those centurions agreed to it.

Just as long as it's an Australian, right?

Just as long as it's an Australian, right?

I'm Batman.

I'm Batman.

Well I choose to reference the scene in "Enter the Dragon" when Jim Kelly spies Bruce Lee clambering up a wall of Han's castle in the middle of the night and says to himself - "Huh - a human fly."

Well I choose to reference the scene in "Enter the Dragon" when Jim Kelly spies Bruce Lee clambering up a wall of Han's castle in the middle of the night and says to himself - "Huh - a human fly."

Batman and Superman, hermanos in crime-fighting.

Batman and Superman, hermanos in crime-fighting.

wolf?

Not pictured: a small wooden box.

Not pictured: a small wooden box.

The thing I remember most clearly about this movie was the scene where Dolph Lundgren is tortured by having steel knitting needles (probably not actually knitting needles) slowly inserted into his pectorals. He took it pretty well.

The thing I remember most clearly about this movie was the scene where Dolph Lundgren is tortured by having steel knitting needles (probably not actually knitting needles) slowly inserted into his pectorals. He took it pretty well.

Wouldn't the more appropriate research be determining how common that name is among Hispanic *Generals*?

Wouldn't the more appropriate research be determining how common that name is among Hispanic *Generals*?

It's pretty hard to tell if the impressions he did there at the end were any good. I guess those people do say those words.

It's pretty hard to tell if the impressions he did there at the end were any good. I guess those people do say those words.

When he's looking at that diagram, is he standing on some sort of basketball court? Is there another clip where they show his proficiency at running the triangle offense?

What about "May your wife mash your testicles with a block of wood in a guilt-induced hysteria"?