@miller - i feel like Michael Fassbender in "Inglorious Basterds", holding up the wrong 3 fingers.

I used to think that the lyric was "get your CHECKS for free" - like when you sign up for a new bank account and they give you one free book of cheques with your name on it.

I thought that said "super-rich bakers".  Man, even the guy's staff is rich!

Chuck Norris is the ultimate bipartisan - he is equally likely to kick in your face with his left or his right foot.

That is an odd image, Harrison Ford fucking like a teenage girl. So, all eager to please, but conflicted about what it means and self-concscious about his body?

What can I say, I like to explain things. It makes it easier for me to get through my day.

You found it both dull AND interesting? Surely a movie that could elicit such opposite reactions must have some value.

Given how evident his displeasure at having to do the VO was in the original, that is not a high bar for enthusiasm.

I think that's where David Cross bought his house with his Chipmunks cash, to Oswalt's chagrin.

Still sploosh.

I HAAAVE THE PEEEEENIS!!!

"Oh it's just the cat! Ha ha, with disaster averted and my fears allayed, I'll just calmly turn around to see that there's nothin….OHMYDEARGODYEARRRGGGHH!"

Because the PLO sucks at public relations.

"PLOface" - she works in the public relations department of the Palestine Liberation Organization.

I think a colt is a male horse.

Since watching ShameI I have been trying to replicate his scarf-wearing every time I leave the house. To date, no hot married lady has eyed me approvingly on the subway, at least none that I've noticed.

Poofter?

Did you know that the collective noun for ravens is an "involuntary vehicular manslaughter" of ravens?

Charlie Kaufman doesn't exist, you merely invented him for your own amusement!  And I don't even know who he is or who you are, because you invented me saying this!

Maybe they can adapt that machine that Dolph Lundgren punches really hard in the training montage of "Rocky IV".