I think we can all agree that the lyrics to the national anthem should be forever changed to end with "…and the home of the Mark Wahlberg."

Inconceivable!

The title "Great job Internet!" has never been more appropriate.

That, and because Rhys Ifans is Welsh.

I get where Kate Beckinsale's character is coming from. I was really drunk one weekend and found out on the Monday that I had a daughter. Though, to date, no werewolves have shown any interest in her.

So we're not really going to be able to understand what the characters are saying, is what I'm getting from this.

You know what else is obdurate? Stephen King when being told to write a book that isn't like 600 pages longer than it needs to be.

I love how the email link for Dane to respond auto-populates the subject line with "DANE COOK'S SUPER AWESOME SPA WEEKEND"

Wait is he really dead or does it just look like he's dead?

He did a good job of acting like he was enjoying that scene with the threesome with two hot college girls. He probably went all method and drew upon past life experiences.

I note from the trailer that it is rated R for "Some Violence".  If I am going to shell out $13.50 to see this movie, there had damn well better be more than just "some" violence.

Yeah I was waiting for a question about the voice alteration too. Given how technical the interview got I'm suprised it didn't come up.

C'mon guys, clearly what we should be taking from this story is how much Mark Wahlberg loves his horrible, horrible children.

Yes, perfectly put.

Somebody pointed out in a review of "Hitman" the absurdity of the covert organization going to such great lengths to try to kill the Hitman. He cuts through swathes of their faceless drones trying to kill him, so clearly he's one of the only decent operatives they have. This is a common element in the "betrayed spy"…

And now for something completely different.

It is deplorable that even in 2012, Marvel continues to employ the caste system for its super-heroes. Someone must put a stop to the indignities suffered by those in the "unclean" sidekick caste.

One of these days I'm actually going to watch the whole movie.

Have you given her a reciprocal deal with Jon Hamm?

These jackasses have stolen the title for my Michael Hutchence bio-pic.