Where do I find time to murder prostitutes between these gear changes?

Texas Man is like the Special Forces version of Florida Man. You don’t see him nearly as often, but when he shows up, the destruction is far greater.

Fuck this guy. I am a two-time loser (which is nothing to be proud of), and while the hardest thing I have ever done, bar none, is give up alcohol forever, I did it and have been sober for more than seven years.

I was referring to the item behind it.

How much cooler would they be if they were any form of color in general?

We need more colorful cars in general.

The mega-douchebag demographic has been saturated. Good riddance.

FCA even offers fantastic colors on the Alfas. Misano Blue looks fantastic on the Stevio and Giulia

FCA is one of the best in the game offering a wide range of colours.

Fuck Trump.

But Wolfy before anything is inherently cool. I am in favor of your plates.

i couldn’t help but chuckle that the 200-260 mph time (about 13 seconds) was faster than the 0-60 time (about 16 seconds)

The taillights don’t match up, but my first thought was Impala.

I have an unhealthy obsession with the idea of one taking a 1993 GMC all wheel drive Safari and doing a Resto-Mod on it.

I have recently seen multiple brands’ commercials with the theme that distracted driving is now okay, your car will save you! It’s misleading, and potentially dangerous.

Who needs AWD?:

I too HATE HARLEYS!!!

Better than my neighbors’ fucking HARLEYS going BERBRBBBRBBABRBABRBRBABRBABRBRABB ALL FUCKING NIGHT