If this were for sale here, I would already own it. If they bring it here, I will buy it.

unimpressed dog is unimpressed

How Now, Brown Cow.

Sunroofs are the wrong answer anyway.

Fellow Rally Yellow Colorado owner!? Yes! (Just looked up your post history.) It generally gets a good response from people, too. “Yellow actually looks good on that truck.” And I can call it a Tonka Truck, too.

Decals along the sides, eye tattoo in front, bumper inlay in the back and the rims.

It’s not short, and it’s yellow. I never lose it in a parking lot. Parking garages aren’t even usually an issue.

It’s yellow.

Its subtle and not obnoxious at all.

Ahhh, the Ford VV, the best way to tune them was to remove it and very carefully deposit it off the nearest cliff!

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Whoever writes these things at FCA must be happy - this’ll probably be the most read owner’s manual in a while.

Imagine being stupid enough to trade in your car for a packet of shitty novelty sauce.

...Edd China should be required, by law, to appear on television on a weekly basis...

I’m so glad to hear this. My biggest fear, at least from the commercials, was that Anstead was going to be an insufferable bro-douche. We already knew that the network wanted to cut corners (at least slightly) on the fixing-up portion of the show, so if the guy doing that bit sucked, this really could have turned into…

I liked the show because the cars were rusty, oily and grimy underneath. Edd would actually show how to replace something and he actually reused old parts. He wasn’t afraid to break out the rattle can black either. The shop didn’t look like a film set and there was no baloney between workers going on, hell he hardly…

Hey look, its the inventor of the jump to conclusions matt

I have a Prius. It used to be some sort of beacon to environmentalists, who would knock on my door and hand out literature because “You own a Prius! Let me talk to you about carbon, since you’re clearly environmentally conscious...”

I remember a South Park episode that specifically went after those people lol.

A Land Rover driving through salt water?