Both of these cases seem to me to be for “fans” of the chain and high-value customers. They aren’t really “secret,” menus, they are menus that are generally withheld from randos in favor of a certain class of customer. That is absolutely within the business’ rights.

...well, that was...imminently foreseeable, actually.

...*coughLAMEcough*

Male, have rheumatoid arthritis, know exactly where you are coming from, and even carry gloves in summertime, so I say this from a place of understanding and love: SUCK IT THE FUCK UP, THE WORLD DOESN’T REVOLVE AROUND US.

I fuckin’ despise Batman, and this was the best article, like, ever. That is all.

WORK THAT CATWALK, DRAMA QUEEN! *snaps*

Uh, no. Sorry to break the news to you “journalists,” but that “dull roar” all weekend around these parts was about the scummy practices of the Gawker Media Editorial Team.

You are reading things into the letter that simply are not there. That is your hangup, not the letter writer’s. Please work on your reading comprehension.

He never “lamented” that “coeds no longer checked (him) out”. He wrote that women (generally) no longer noticed him and that to younger women and men he seems entirely invisible. Please work on your reading comprehension.

Oh, wow. You have some serious baggage, there, ma’am.

FTFY.

Kratos always was a simpering bitch, to wit:

...somebody really digs that Penny Arcade dude’s style...

Oh, look, its that goth kid from high school who used to mumble about how much better he was than the rest of us. Yeah, I’m really gonna pay money to see this...

Really happy for you all.

Right there with you, and for similar reasons - my father’s side of the family is entirely German, and when I look at this woman, I know I am seeing a woman with strong German genetic influence, skillful makeup notwithstanding. For the doubters, I don’t know how I can convince you, but sometimes you gotta trust that…

Wait, I’m an atheist and former smoker. Surely crossfitters are still more boring than me, though? Even with all the, you know, abs and stuff?

...so it looks like shit ‘cause Bethesda is lazy, not ‘cause they had to limit themselves to last-gen capabilities? Oh. Well...good?

Not being snarky at all when I say I am thrilled to see they are injecting some vivid color into this game. Also, are they implying that the PC will have a voice? *clutched pearls*

OK FINE I’LL BUY THE STUPID, AMAZING GAME EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN’T EVEN FINISHED INQUISITION YET. HAPPY NOW? Geez.