GAWD I WAS JUST GOING TO SURPRISE YOU WITH MY NEW CAPPACCINO MACHINE AND ALSO I WAS ONLY 29 AT THE TIME.

Once upon a time, a billionaire thug utilizing his nearly limitless riches along with a series of D-list celebrities and various other near-nobodies was able to bankrupt and indirectly shut down a well-known if not entirely respected news organization and thereby establish a terrifying crack in the foundation of…

OK, but your post seems predicated on the notion she looks like Natalie Dormer playing Margaery Tyrell. And she looks absofuckinglutely nothing like Natalie Dormer playing Margaery Tyrell. She just looks like some random broad acting kinda like Natalie Dormer playing Margaery Tyrell in a Margaery Tyrell costume.…

I find bursing in clutching a bladed weapon of some variety and covered in gore usually gets a big reaction. Particularly at random stranger’s parties. And weddings.

...well, reading the headline and looking at...it’s...photograph, I can’t really say this comes as a surprise...

What you said x1000. It was Oprah who first taught the...backwards folk...in my extended family (or, at least, the those that were teachable) tolerance and an an appreciation for other points of view and diversity. I don’t always agree with her (new age woo), but I am and will always be grateful to her.

Pence has one of those prissy schoolmarm mouths. Invariably a sign of tremedous assholery when found in the male of the species.

I don’t read this as a criticism of trans persons at all; I read it as mocking the well-established media whoring of the Jenner/Kardashians as a whole and Caitlyn/Kris in particular.

...um, no. In reality, the authorities coming up with a previously unheard-of justification for detaining US citizens 24 hours after attempting to initiate said detainment does not actually make them look better in any way.

Trouble like being a visitor to a third world country where the kangaroo courts do shit like detaining victims - see story above.

...this all seems complicated. I’m going to just stick with my original plan of drinking myself to death, or, in the event of a serious disease diagnosis, bullet to the brainpan.

I personally prefer to roll over, put on a thousand yard stare and just weep silently for the rest of the night, but to each their own.

Ashley Feinberg is a goddamn treasure, and by all the powers vested in me by this burner account, I will not tolerate any of you impugning her in any way.

...that’s a rough 36.

OMFGLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!toomanyexclamationpoints!

Although we’ve never met, I feel like we are bonded, somehow.

Wow.

...what part is NSFW? The dude’s terrible lace front?

...wow. Nice “journalism.” How anyone could not see through this stunt from a mile away I will never know...

I don’t think I made it a fifth of the way into this article before I realized I don’t give a shit about any of these fuckos, and neither should anyone else.