People need to learn to gather their thoughts before responding and this sort of thing is taught to children. The fact that people will write a mountain of text about not reading WITHOUT READING says a lot about some people.

The headline is straightforward, yes, but it doesn't give any real explanation as to why people don't read anymore. There are people guessing the reason in the comments, but they could have found out the reason if they read the article. The fact that they didn't see the joke by reading something makes them look stupid.

I am sure that this person is already aware, since people who say "Faux News" pronounce "faux" correctly since they know what "faux" means.

Thing is, they weren't tasked with discussing anything. If people actually read the article, all three lines of it, then they could have realized that the article was about nothing and that they didn't have to do anything.

If people are holding out on getting a Nintendo console because they think the prices are going to drop, they are a bit delusional. First-party Nintendo games seldom drop in price; when they do, it is not very dramatic. New Super Mario Bros U was a launch title for the WiiU and it is STILL about $40 new. And no modern…

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Why? Isn't that how human mating works? You mean other girls haven't been subjected to Pavlovian conditioning to take their panties off when they see a condom?

I cannot speak for all girls, not even the nerdy ones. But I will admit this in the most blunt way. If a guy pulled out Dragonball Z condoms....

Oh yeah, that's right! I forgot. So I guess WebMD was just joking about me having lycanthropy. I guess my new claws and tail are nothing to worry about.

And here I am eating chicken tenders in the dark.

Ah. Yes, Google partnered with Nintendo in order to do this.

Is the April Fool's joke official? As in, is Google doing an April Fool's joke? Yes.

No. Just the latest version of Google Maps.

She isn't seriously ill, true. No one is saying that she has to be institionalised or anything. However, that lady needs to talk to somebody. There is a difference between "I want to have a similar body type to JLaw" and "I actually want to BECOME JLaw." She isn't trying to just have JLaw's body type; that would be a…

Precisely. "Twitter activists" are a special breed of people in the slacktivist species. Slacktivists are people who "contribute" to a cause without actually doing anything. These are the people who write petitions that never see the light of day and who spread pictures and status updates about a certain cause but do…

The apple slices and milk are merely options. McDonald's gives parents the choice of nuggets, burgers, and fries or the healthy option but they haven't changed the meals.

Hmm...as a kid, I was easy impressed. I would go for either the Green/White Ranger (because Tommy is freaking awesome), first season Yellow Ranger (because saber-toothed tigers are awesome), or third season Blue Ranger (because wolves are awesome).

That was only in San Francisco and McDonald's found a way around that. The law stipulated that McDs (or any restaurant, for that matter) couldn't put free toys in their Happy Meals, since brightly colored plastic apparently draws children to fast food and making them fat.

A series of toys is not given out in a sequence. Each toy is handed out randomly. The person behind you could get a different toy than you. It all depends on the luck of the draw; a box might have the toy you are looking for or it might not. To get all of the toys, you either pay for them up front (about $2/toy, if…