That's more Michael Chiklis' beat.

And her sidekick, Land Rover Range Rover!

And pop tarts.

Goddamn, these motherfuckers're burning through plot like they're a PCP-addled stoat strapped to a rocket-powered motorcycle.

I'd settle for a horrifying rictus!

*goes back to tugging it to Song of Solomon*

Fucking hell, it's sapient mutant kangaroos all the way down, people!

I just asked my NJ-raised father if there are any sapient mutant kangaroos there and he said that's a stupid fucking question, of course not.

See, I tried to run around in heels in a dinosaur theme park and no one thought I was cool.

That's a dilly of a pickle.

As a Canadian who knows people who were affected by the tainted blood scandal, I will not make the "Blood Type Eh" joke that I so dearly want to.

An

It's a 94 Camry.

BUTTERY MALES

…a woman

AFPAB

There's no way in hell I'm looking closely at the photo, so imma take you word for it.

Let's just hope Pickle isn't involved somehow.

Et cetera

Aileen Wuornos