Urban millennial here, who is actually interested in buying a premium motorcycle in the next few years: Harleys are tainted in our demographic.

It’s technically kind of equivalent to English “whore/slut”, but also can be used as a more general interjection, or to add emphasis to another swear. Its meaning is not always carried through when it accompanies another swear, sometimes it’s just like 2x swear multiplier, but these two kind of go together for a lot…

Jason, did YOU have a two stroke writing this?

It is sad to see it go, but because it was an engineering marvel, and it failed, we’ve decided to put it on display at the Lane in our Eureka! exhibit, filled to the brim with “successful failures”, like the Martin cars, the Dymaxion, and even a Fisker Karma.

Dear commenting colleague,

To honor Asimo’s memory, I have composed this eulogy, in the form of a haiku. A haikulogy.

Heres’s a guide to Trump’s foreign policy. First, think - what would Putin want?

Disagree. The truck was an accomplice, standing there all sure of himself. I bet the truck was a Mandelbaum.

When I was a kid my mom worked nights and I was alone. Every night before she would leave she would tell me where my dinner was, remind me to do my homework, and then give me a kiss and tell me she loved me right before sternly looking at me in the eyes and saying “don’t put any beans up your nose.” .... then she…

I just shipped my pants

For all the bullshit spewing from their mouths, that was an absolutely artful boulder drop onto a tiny target. Kudos to the bobcat operator.

What was the last truck you drove? They are incredible now. My F150 xlt is way nicer then my brothers Inifinti to cruise around in. Handling wise they are good, not as razor sharp, but comfortable.

I found one of these Bugatti Auto Bummel (Car Stroll Through Germany) guides in a thrift store a couple years ago for $1 or less. It is a linen covered road guide with beautiful illustrations throughout and a brochure of sorts in the back for the current lineup of Bugatti automobiles (sometime in the 1920s). Such an…

Don’t worry. The countries with more expensive petrol make it up on cheaper healthcare and broadband and mobile service while they’re taking their 5 or 6 weeks of vacation right after starting a new job...

Lexus knows you like buttons so they made a little secret stash of buttons just for you

I was with you up until the part about Florida.

What’s stupid is that car makers are fully capable of meeting the efficiency standards. Engines have become vastly more efficient over the decades. But instead of that translating to gains in mpg, it translates to gains in horsepower while mpg remains stagnant. Instead of stuffing another 100hp into a Ford family…

Ford Contour -SVT

Funny thing is, BMW’s reliability isn’t exactly killing it. They’re living off a lot of press clippings, IMO. There are better options, frankly, than Bimmer.