TLDR: The Beetle is best

Have another one. Sometimes spelling the facts is the best retort.

Do you think it would be cool if a company came out with a car called “The Jew?” Or that it wouldn’t be bizarre if Jeep’s next crossover was called “The Korean?”

Because it’s fun to watch the Tesla Stans LOSE THIER SHIT anytime anyone point’s out a valid complaint about Tesla.  Much like Steve Job’s there is an almost cult mentality with their fans.  They can do no wrong.

“They don’t build them like they used to.”

“...twist this into a smear piece…”

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

Hahaha some will even defend it if Musk shits in your face.

I said “maybe.”

That’s all a part of the 5 year plan, comrade. As you are party member, you get the GAZ instead of Lada.

A T-Rex eating a Velociraptor is technically not cannibalism because they aren’t the same species.

There are more unibody trucks with no break between cab and bed than their are trucks will all-amber taillights. 

OMG, I just realized the Blues Brothers were deep state Antifa agents! They had both the Nazis and Police after them. It’s basically an Antifa recruiting film. (I type this in jest, but there are probably whack jobs out there that would believe it if they were told this by the right people)

They may have jumped at the cheap “Let’s make it look Russian by substituting a Cyrillic ‘yah’ (Я) for ‘R’”, but they missed out on the equally subliterate “millioy” from substituting ‘i’ (И) for ‘N’.

So, a couple of points. Stylistically this looks a LOT like the design take-off point for what would be the Soarer/SC300, which makes a lot of sense considering it’s based off a Supra platform. Personally, I think it’s gorgeous except maybe for the spider-eye headlights.

It’s an electronics gremlin.

In before all the Tesla fanboys come and tell you how you are dumb, wrong, that windshield wiper controls in a touch screen are actually the best way to handle controlling them (because reasons), people who can’t figure it out are dumb, and you should bow before your new lord Elon Musk

If a little “curb contact” busts a ball joint or breaks a control arm, your car is a piece of shit. Go walk down your street and you’ll probably find curb rash on 9 out of 10 sets of wheels. Then note how many of them also have busted ball joints.

“Red truck good, blue truck bad. Vote red truck.”