Even if it was fully proven, I think you still need an adult on-board.  Children are little monsters.  It’d be Lord of the Flies on that bus by the time it arrived at school.

I’ll spare you the five hundred miles, uphill both ways, home on summer tires story. All seasons do okayish. You probably won’t die.

And on the eighth day God looked down on his planned paradise and said, “I need someone who can flip this for a quick buck.”

My good friend ran the mortgage business for Wells in Northern Ca and Northern Nevada in the late 90's. His running joke about senior management was this.

The action on that clock... Smooth as rich, Corinthian sandpaper!

Mr. Orlove:

This is the Dilbert I would like more of. 

Agree. its hard to read Dilbert.com anymore since I have to scroll through his political drivel.

Yeah, he seems to have gone ‘round the bend, but I still cherish the early years.

Scott Adams believes in lunatic conspiracy theories. It’s completely ruined Dilbert for me.

When I was a kid, my dad told me Iowa stood for Idiots Out Wandering Around.  

“Was that the timing belt?”

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

That Roadmaster, yuuuummm.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Sure is a lot of mistaking the brake for the throttle pedal going on this decade. I’m starting to wonder if two pedals is too many now...would explain why so few ride bicycles.

I can’t wait for fully-autonomous cars, where the Blue Screen of Death literally means...death.

I went to a car show recently and was both shocked and amused by the fact that there was actually a PT Cruiser club there. It was mostly made up of middle-aged and older women, and that, in itself, makes it pretty damn cool to me. Anything to break up the sea of old guys in Hawaiian shirts, says the old guy who…

It’s true the PT Cruiser really doesn’t deserve all the hate it gets around here.