They are a bit on the dim side, which inspired me, maybe they will protest the demise of incandescent light bulbs next!

“...you are harassing and threatening the lives of the very American people you claim to hold so dear.”

i was being sarcastic ;) 

The hearse drove itself to the funeral?

ok but that actually looks fantastic

The Brazilian Dodge Charger R/T (just a sportier Dart) had some C-pillar extensions. Also had a mandatory vinyl roof to hide the extra welding spots

Once again, a Torch article results in me googling something that would have never otherwise crossed my mind: 1984 Chrysler New Yorker interior.

road hugging weight. feels solid. safer in a crash than those furrin tin cans.

also, they _bragged_ about 18* mpg (*depending how you drive)??!??

This. Why does the service guy turn the lights off? I leave mine on auto all the time. And after the car is serviced I don’t always realize they’re off until I start the car and realize that the screens are all too bright and the hvac buttons aren’t lit up.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, they need to implement auto headlights like were on my 2008 Malibu and other cars at the time. Auto is the default, the selector is either auto or on, so when you turn the car on they’re always activated. If for some reason you want to turn them off you can select off but…

1st Gear:
The stock market is legal gambling with other people’s money. That’s all it’s ever been. It’s not so much a market as it is a better’s aisle. Though “stock betting aisle” is too many syllables without enough hard consonants to be catchy...

2nd Gear:
The French really need some more bitchslaps in order to pay…

Technically, I’m in that generation, but I have zero desire to be labeled as such and driving this pimped-up Buick (still an old-person’s car . . .) would not be something I’d want to do at any price.

i love that we just duct tape them to the seats like wild animals.  i hope i get to see this next week when i fly.  i wanna write on the duct tape like a cast on a broken arm.  

No, the Bureau of Land Management is definitely an organization.

The get the Dept of Agriculture involved! Be part of the solution. .

You, sir, are a hack. It is common knowledge that the moon is made of cheese.

It’s not. He’s my rep and he is actually that stupid.

If they weren’t meant to cook kebabs, they shouldn’t have put ‘Lamb’ right there in the name. 

beautiful

“The Charger Hellcat is not a subtle car for subtle people. It exudes big-dick energy and demands you turn your head to follow it down the road. It’s a conversation piece. It’s the car equivalent of a gym bro grunting as he drops his weights so everyone knows how hard he’s working. It’s going to boost your confidence…