Kardashians stealing all their ideas from avant-garde 1980's clubs.

I’m guessing all the toiletries are in what appears to be drawers on the front of that thing?

but where is damn soap?? or they don’t use soap at all???

There’s a slit for the water. You put it on as high pressure as you want and no backsplash will come up.”

Jameela Jamil will NOT back down on talking about fake weight loss teas, OK???

Jussie needs to check himself in for a complete mental evaluation. Imagine having a study gig on TV and an upcoming Broadway play, and still needed to stage an attack to get more. Smollett just ain’t right. He is either a sociopath or has a mental condition.

“Jay....sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”

“DAMN.”

If any place on earth at any time in human history can find a way for its STI rate to exceed 100%, that place is Lubbock, Texas on this weekend.

Flipping cars and burning shit after a basketball game - no arrests.

Good thing this didn’t happen in response to a police shooting, or it would be a riot instead of a celebration.

As a resident of Lubbock. I agree.

We can look forward to seeing footage of this in Dana Loesch’s next missive of ammosexual porn.

In fact, fire seemed to be a bit of a theme that evening

I’ve never had any sort of feeling or experience from CBD. 

Yeah, my S.W.A.T.-prank-themed baby shower was a total bust.

“This year, because I am freaking out so much, I just want massages, I want to do like a tea ceremony with crystals and we’re going to eat someone’s face on the side of a highway — we’re not pregnant.”

This sounds way better than my bath salts themed baby shower.