Jesus this guy is embarrassing. I know some people have no shame and will do anything for money but damn. Money isn’t better than having good relationships with your family. 

Anna’s seasoning rack was unavailable for comment.

Junior Grapes thought Mimi looked cold. 

My big girl Mollie is a monster. 

Enjoying a cuddle with my Torti, Mocha.

I don’t think that’ll happen as he probably won’t be allowed out for visits while in prison

And after 45 is gone, Melania will bail to be with a Middle Eastern billionaire. She’ll stay far away from any state events. 

Trump will never go to these state events when he’s no longer president. He’d rather be golfing.

If it’s his very young subordinate (or any subordinate), he shouldn’t try. Seriously. And I’m not saying he shouldn’t get to try to fuck at all. He can even pursue (of age) younger women if he wants to. I’m sure as a connected celebrity, he has many opportunities to do that, well beyond you or I. But a subordinate who…

I went to her beach club thinking it would purely be for the novelty of the situation, but it was actually a great place and I ended going back a second time. I was very disappointed that she was not there showing off her meme worthy dance moved though. 

Lindsay looks, dresses, sounds, and dances like a desperate and horny 55 year old alcoholic cougar and I’m here for it.

If there’s any solid proof that white privilege is real, it’s Lindsay Lohan. Someone who doesn’t even rise to mediocrity yet still lives a lavish lifestyle for no other reason other than she’s passably attractive and had a bit of “talent” (in the sheets or whatever). 

Actually, this is the corporate policy at a lot of places, precisely to end the behaviors that could lead to accusations.  It protects everyone, both potential victims as well as potential abusers.  It’s a damn good policy, in my opinion.

Can we stop using words like “controversial” to describe racist pedophiles?

Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

Well you could always go fuck yourself.

Poor impulse control, lack of brains, and a sense that the rules don’t apply to him, is my guess.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

Employee’s fucking?  Absolutely, employees fuck.  Boss and employee?  That’s something entirely different.  You don’t seduce the people that work under you.  You put up a wall if they’re the ones trying to seduce you.  This is just as much about protecting them as it is protecting you. 

Take a deep breath, get your shit together and come back when you can actually formulate a coherent thought.