When people say “a calorie is a calorie” they don’t mean to be saying that there are two different definitions, but you know that. What they mean is that our bodies do not process all calories the same, so we shouldn’t treat all calories the same when considering diet. http://blogs.kcrw.com/goodfood/2014/05/why-all-cal…

The vast majority? I could only find one gallup pole, but it said 2 out of 10 in 1999. Wrestling has gotten less popular, not more, since the 90s. I’d love to see something to back up your assertion. Remember, most of the country live in metropolitan areas, not small town USA (https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-rele…

Not enough. Not nearly enough.

Those definitely look saline. Too big. Poorly placed. I watch too much Botched.

I’m guessing he has money coming in from Russia now. I’m sure Pammy wants to get in on that, too.

I’m about as lefty liberal as it gets and I hated that fucker from the beginning. The way he released information was reckless and didn’t only hurt our interests, it caused damage to developing countries and undermined the Arab Spring. He doesn’t care about democracy and he’s always been a racist misogynist. I dated…

I’m more perplexed by the fact that after 4 breast surgeries the surgeon still hasn’t gotten it right. Those things should look better. We see better fake breasts all the time. She has the money. Who is doing this to her?!

I had one in my office. I made him a birthday cake and when we were cutting it I asked him how old he was. Just two years older than me, but he could have been 15 years older. Absolutely, without a doubt, that man hasn’t aged well. Sometimes it’s women, sometimes it’s men.

Vivienne Westwood is dead to me now. Pamela Anderson was never anything to me so I can’t make her any more dead to me. Nobody buys that she got hep from a tattoo needle, right? That was always such a load of crap.

I love Jen Kirkman.

Hahaha, you’re so transparent. Yes, you’re in the comments because you feel bad (dumb?) and you posted a commenter’s typo on twitter because you’re a thin-skinned weenie.

This is why I just dunk my hands in my leftover vodka.

I wonder what the significance of all of the white girl tits + nipples is. Lots of T&A, very voyeuristic, kind of boring song until the end when he actually starts rapping.

Agreed, but I slammed a door last time my bangs were cut too short, so I’m guilty of it, too.

Right, but it is actually a totally different model. The one in the beginning of the show is a Guess model. The one he’s engaged to is more of an instagram model. She’s too short for standard modeling.

There can only be one “worst.” You have to choose. I’m going with Sarah Palin.

How about Little Green by Joni Mitchell. I mean, you’ll be crying anyway, so might as well go for it!

This isn’t irreverent, but it’s just so good:

I don’t find him attractive in the least. He looks weasely to me. And not particularly funny or talents. So agreed, totally overrated.

I think Gigi’s low cheekbones would keep her in catalogues without her connections. She looks a bit like a sad puppy. A gorgeous sad puppy.