Wut? Wankin a shifter (rod)?

From ‘90s most manual cars have relativly short shift patterns. Also. Lets get rid of the elepbant in the room right away: Jalopnik seems at the point moving in the direction that all vehicles are cool. And that all vehicles can be fun. And know what... It is so.

Doesn’t matter. Cars are for driving, not storing. Designes are to be seen, not hidden away. Nothing is holy. We are supposed to live our lives as well we can. Enjoy everything we can and hurt as little (ourselves and else) as possible. Enjoy life, cars and designes. Celebrate them.

Would hoon

Honestly, nothing against suvs/cuvs. Currently driving a small van and a cuv. Only difference that cuv is more comfortable and uses more gas. If latter wouldn’t be an issue (and public image) would use my caddy as a delivery vehicle.

Oh god, Jota Lambos.. my pants are melting and I’m a dude..

Yes. Some animals can detect magnetic fields. Especially migrating ones. And some studies suggest that dogs do it as well (hence rapud spunning before takung a dump). And prolly some humans can do it as well. Thought most of them (non newagers) would describe it just as a weird feeling.

The scientologists are still communicating with unturneds? Somethings wrong..

What? Did it turn water into diet one?

Swedes proved it hogwash.

There are some potential informers CIA had fitted with radio sensitive dental fillings. Know from crazy uncle.

Really? You know what space hamsters do? They are like parasites Phillip J. Fry had...

On the topic... bought my muslim college a burger labeled ‘double veal’. Feeling kinda quilty now coz didn’t make sure it was fully free of pork..

Oh thats a strong effect. Are there some for chicks? Asking for a friend...

You forgot leaves. If there are leaves outside, moving on trees or slightly trembling on ground they’ll mess up the orgon energy and ruin the nirvanic experience. Or sand. Sand has the same effect.

OMG! My eyes! Gonna wear extra dark glasses for next 3 days to cope with exposure.

What? You tested ome of those yourself

In here one smart would do it. It would keep my spot occupied at day and when get home at night, would put it in front of my car and it wouldn’t distruct others. Thank you, good idea.

Nobody notices the missing head. Especially someone trashing for a dose (most spare part looters here)

Good plan. And next day peeps are posting all over social looking for cheap seats...