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Guy who makes douchey commercials is apparently an asshole. Color me surprised.

As for Lauer, according to Oppenheim, there is “no way we have found that NBC’s current leadership could have been aware of [Lauer’s] misdeeds in the past.” He continued: “We can all agree those misdeeds should have come to light sooner, and that we should have had a culture in which anyone who knew about his abuse

Has anybody ever heard Ronan at Karoke? How does his version of any of his da...I mean Frank’s songs sound like or does he stick to Dean Martin?

He looks more and more like Frank Sinatra every day

It’s so cute when beautiful people think a bad haircut will make them un-beautiful.  

Move the fuck over, Daniel Day Lewis; there's a new sheriff on the block who's gonna knock your socks off with his Xtreme dedication to the craft.

The sacrifices one must make for one’s art.

Now there’s a book series. I don’t think you’ll have any problems finding a publisher. You can probably get a Netflix deal too

I giddily look forward to the day that Dancing With the Stars declines his agent’s offer to appear as a contestant. I will make a big fucking unfrosted white cake, push two little chocolate chips into the spongey top, and pretend I am eating his stupid head.

This is so true! I rewatched it a while ago and wow... Samantha is still my favorite but Carrie really sucked... like truly sucked.

Big was such a dick. And Carrie's insistence that Aiden forgive her for cheating was nuts. Looking back, Samantha was the best character. She was ride or die for her friends and ever judged. Everyone else was so judgemental of her choices. I like to pretend the movies don't exist, particularly the second one. 

I want an all marionette version. Marionettes made of raw meat. 

Somewhere, your English teacher is screaming. It’s “whose brother had just died” as in the possessive, not “who is brother just died. Sheesh.

The movies destroyed what the show by the end had built up.

Ugh fuck SJP a million billion times

Thank you! It’s a pet peeve of mine when people get this wrong. If you don’t know what time we’re in (standard vs. daylight savings), don’t specify! I guess I’m sensitive to this because I work for a company with a lot of overseas offices and if you get that wrong, it can cause a lot of confusion.

I wanna see Tracy Ullman as Dame Judi as Samantha. Really get weird with it.

Just recast Sarah Chalke as Samantha.

I know the colors are reversed but my first thought is

“I learned it you, Dad! Ok?! I learned it from YOU!”