My father was a womanizing alcoholic gambler who my mother kicked to the curb when I was a toddler. I didn’t meet him till I was 16. After talking to him for awhile, it was apparent he hadn’t much changed over the years, The one thing I could muster a sliver of respect for was his honesty. He knew he was a fuckup and…

If you like that one, also treat yourself to The Moonstone!

In addition to the other works mentioned, there’s a somewhat obscure (except to Lit majors) Victorian novel called The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins. It’s simultaneously a really creepy gothic ghost story/mystery and an even more creepy snapshot of bizarre Victorian-era madonna-whore issues around female identity.

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

Totally. I predict they’ll get Palined. We really don’t hear about them anymore, thank God.

People can be raped and also defend people accused of rape, two things can be true at the same fucking time, weird huh....

Imagine a mini-series is the price of your soul. 

I feel equipped to help you against the Roses of the world, because

The question, of course, remains: where were these parents when their kids were slipping behind academically?

It's not stress or tension between the races. It's white people being racist. 

Still not understanding how difficult it could possibly be to say “Ma’am, you need to leave, and if you refuse to vacate the premises we will be contacting LAPD to serve trespass notice.” Not that hard.  Retail betches gotta do it all the time.  There is no “either side,” there’s one asshole and three people being…

From my experience “bringing the community together to address race” means hosting an awkward diversity training session where black attendees do unpaid emotional labor “educating” everyone on their experiences, while white attendees take a frustratingly long time to grasp the basic concepts of racism. And then they…

There they go White Womaning again. That woman was wrong, regardless of the races involved. She deserved zero sympathy and zero “support”. That she went off on black women just means the well-meaning liberal woke white women will go back to their institutionally racist roots and circle the wagons to protect other…

And her acting ability. 

This is how I imagine their wedding:

Johnny Depp regrets falling in love with Amber Heard but not being an alcoholic/drug addict asshole wife beater. 

Thirded. But a lot of the latest *It* Guys have left me more or less "meh," so I think I'm just out of touch with the mainstream. (I'm looking at you, Channing Tatum.)

I'm just gonna say it. This guy is weird looking. I don't get why people think he's such a heartthrob.

That's not a lot of makeup.