Does anyone else remember being told how Trump was going to grow into the Presidency? How the expectations and requirements of the office would force him to be Presidential? How he would learn on the job, and in the event he didn’t how there was a whole system of checks and balances run by decent, honorable ‘adults in…

Doesn’t help that minus the weed smoking, it sounds like she’s babysitting him: “Here, watch some DVDs while I fix you a snack.”

If it’s a book, they’re keeping it EXTREMELY tight-lipped. I’m a bookseller, and we heard about the new Paolini and Collins books before they were announced, and they’re two of the biggest titles of the year.

I hate how I’m actually excited for this... we all know Twilight was a problematic shitshow but like.. I was 15…

Note that these weapons were already heavily regulated. They required a special license and could only be transported between the owner’s home and gun ranges, where they could be fired legally.

My experience has been that I can read a particular segment but the comment section won’t load. If however I then close the window and re-open Jezebel and reopen the segment..... the comments load.

Oh, you said Jennifer Coolidge. My bad. lol

I was reading an article about social distancing and lockdowns when they were hypothetical, and there was a casual mention of George W. Bush reading a book about the Spanish Flu, and I was like oh wow...remember when that man seemed like the dumbest possible person who could be POTUS in modern history. I literally…

Shelter Cat Update!

Everytime someone says Oprah should run for president, I’m like no she absolutely should not because she fucking loves peddling psuedoscience. 

Reminder: Dr. Phil is not an M.D., he’s a clinical psychologist who surrendered his license to practice years ago because of repeated misconduct.

“company failed to realize that teachers making .0025% of what Witherspoon makes for a single episode of The Morning Show...”

Wait I'm confused. Am I to believe cops actually turned in another cop for being an unbelievable piece of shit? What did they get out of it?

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Sure bro, you’re a “great friend of the Queen”

Winchester, released in 2018 with Helen Mirren. IMDB lists the actual house as a filming location, though most of it was filmed in Australia.

After my wife and mine’s honeymoon (during the honeymoon?) we drove down from where she lived in Idaho and moved her down to California where we were going to live together. On the way we stopped at the Winchester House and absolutely loved it and have been talking about going back ever since.

Ew, no! Lol But they’re actually calling out BB for being the thirsty one here - can’t stop showing off. I can’t seem to put my finger on it, but I find something emasculating about the greasy curls and the heart-shaped glasses and the cheesecake poses...

So.

Kayne is an asshole and Kim is just a mean girl. This is my shocked face.

Actually, it was when Kate and Wills staff thru Meghan and Harry to the tabloids when William was heavily rumored/believed to be having an affair with the wife of a couple they were very good friends with in the country.