I am really struggling with what is going on with these Jezebel writers lately. They are just shitting on people for ridiculous reasons, blatantly missing the point, and from the comments it’s more than obvious that they are entirely out of touch with their audience. The fact that they’ve *more than once* mocked…

Me, reading Jezebel’s latest hot take:

And this is why people don’t want to speak about this, because there are people who will attack them no matter what they say. You’re not helping at all by attacking people who are supporting your cause

So you’re mad at her for going to a rally and talking about what’s happening? I keep seeing people being mad about silence, but then people who do speak are still attacked? And this is why people don’t want to speak about this, because there are people who will attack them no matter what they say. You’re not helping…

I feel like it was pretty clear that Ellen’s question was rhetorical...

Did Kristen Bell murder your puppy in front of you or something? Why are you shitting on her all the time for being what appears to be a decent person???

Imagine the absolute flailing Joan would give a *random white celebrity* that made this mistake.

“The silence from celebrities who want to keep their All-American image in tact is deafening,” KB: I am a literal Disney princess and I am using my platform to denounce anti-blackness.

“So many celebrities taking advantage of the moment to score woke points. What work have you been doing in the long-term to dismantle…

Why is this site so focused on trashing anything remotely positive that celebrities are doing right now.  It’s clear Kristen Bell is now on your list of people to criticize nonstop - first she was a bad landlord for telling tenants they could skip rent, now she’s bad because she says the burden should be on white…

Shelter Cat Update!

Maybe not the moment? 

I much prefer Kelly Ripa staying put on vacation to all the non-celebrities I know who are taking weekend trips or left NYC and other hotspots right in the middle of this, during shelter in place orders, to go to their parents’ homes or rural air bnbs or whatever. The more we travel the more we put others at risk. Why…

Oh c’mon, “she was basically on an extended vacation,” really? Whether or not you agree with the family’s decision to stay in place, Kelly at least is working. Whether or not you like her/her job, she’s showing up every morning and giving it 100%.

Seriously. Making a TV show is a lot of work and expensive, and he pulled off some amazing stunts (Hamilton cast! The Office cast!) basically for free. Plus, the current format has no future in its current format, especially once film and TV production kick back in. It makes sense that he would sell and make it into a…

I seemed to have completely missed MGK’s turn from rapper to pop punk singer with emo boy voice. 

Lately I’ve been filled with glee at all the pressed hags who are upset about their prince marrying an older, divorced, biracial, American actress. Meghan is probably living her very best life with her husband and baby while their frown lines and crow’s feet deepen in despair. Oh well!

I see on Twitter that people are asking MacMillan (her publisher) how they feel about representing a raging, hateful nutjob. I like where this is going. Cue “MAGA FREE SPEECH” and tearful videos about her being the real victim when they announce they’re dropping her.

Her mother doesn’t hate her. Her crazy-ass father and crazy-ass half-sister do.

Her own family, like Aaron Rodgers’ family, is desperate to get attention and uses her name to do so. 

It seems a good chunk of the internet has taken up hating on Meghan Markle