Up until Michael laid down some knowledge, I seriously thought that Zel was Kanye off his meds again.

I don’t even feel comfortable spitting on the ground if other people can see me. The fucking gall it takes to do this.

“You being a columnist at “The Root” has probably been the worse thing that has ever happened to the black community as a whole.”

This was nothing like a Seinfeld episode.  It wasn’t boring, didn’t go nowhere, and didn’t focus on a shrieking cast of white people.  Wait a minute.  Scratch that last comparison.

At first I was expecting Lifetime channel, but got FX, with some HBO. :)

LOL! They learned that day, huh.

I love this story. And the way you told it.

When all involved were children, my cousin hit my little brother for no apparent reason. In response, I socked him on the arm, HARD, and told him if he EVER hit my brother again I’d do worse than hit him. He muttered at me under his breath, but guess what he never did again?

May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

I hope every restaurant in town figures out who this was. May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

Some “Kyvanka” levels of theft here.

A-men to that. We just need about a bajillion stories - and generally decent interactions - like these every day to begin to set things in the right direction.

Man, sometimes people don’t suck.

Two of my coworkers are dating each other - and if you think that’s not enough of a bad decision just wait. One week the man was out of work, called in every day. The woman goes around telling people (unsolicited) that he’s just so so sick. Meanwhile the idiot man is posting photos on Facebook of some car show he’s at…

Sometimes the little nice things in life are nice to read about.

Yeah, it’s weird, but I’m pretty sure my company is pumping pollen into the air ducts because my eyes are all itchy and watery.

Damn. Half of my team can barely make time. That is if they’re not calling in sick or have an emergency “doctor’s appointment.”

You think that’s rough? I’m about to have to quit my job because apparently everyone decided to start chopping up onions in hallway.

How absolutely decent, and awesome of everyone involved.

Police officers elsewhere, take note! Helpful check-ups and chicken biscuits are always welcome.