“Suppose one believed that human sacrifices were a necessary part of religious worship, would it be seriously contended that the civil government under which he lived could not interfere to prevent a sacrifice? Or if a wife religiously believed it was her duty to burn herself upon the funeral pile of her dead husband,…

Wives! Dozens and dozens of wives! ‘Tis in the BIBLE!

Ha, I was wondering if anyone would notice it was just me posting. WHAT A DAY. (The answer is no, I took most of last week off to hang out with my family and volunteered to work today, it was fine, we’re all fine, dear God I would like to go outside so much.)

“How did you get this number?” - God

God to Beiber: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I declare a new sect dedicated to the compassionate destruction of Jackasses Who Just Don’t Get It. I will call it The Vigilante Rationalist Church.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…