mila kunis was not invited back because she got preggers with the kutcher kid and that took her off macfarlane's fantasy girl to do list. so congrats to amanda seyfried, i guess.

bloodborne feels sort of old school platformer to me. between lanterns are like Mario levels, you go through a couple times, screw up somewhere because you're rushing, try again, get it down pat, finish it. of course the bosses have you memorizing the heck out of that level. don't rush or you'll just die more.

runaway train incoming. wreck imminent. seek shelter, popcorn. lasting trauma likely to include numerous jabs at allison williams in future episodes of GIRLS.

finally got to Act V of D3:RoS so that's what i'm doing. also, ren faire tomorrow. nothing makes you more likely to buy a sword than playing Diablo for many hours before shopping…

cannot wait until Holy Wayne returns in three days. gonna be sweet!

to paraphrase Otto the bus driver: "Zeppelins ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule."

you should review the reviews on a separate site. sell ad space. make it yours.

exactly, the official line on things. china isn't going to let us needle their little goofy ally. that's their gig.

i'm pretty sure sony themselves could defeat north korea on the battlefield. oh wait, this will affect the take at the chinese box office. i get it now. boring.

there are fun parts about depression, like when your medical professional advises you to go read the clinical definition of "depression" and you just laugh and laugh because it's exactly you.

i just started medication. the last few rounds were too intense, but on the upside i finally learned the actual feeling of despair.

Oh man I remember cake from when I was a kid. I don't really buy Ray Liota as the frosting… But my childhood! Definitely gonna eat some of this cake.

Bay's movie is like the 7th candle on that cake.

wow, you done rode one of them undergroun locomotives? what'ins that like?

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i particularly enjoy your summation of the Nolan films. i don't bother arguing it anymore, but they all feel over-stuffed, overly serious, and often times boring - highlighted only by some brilliant character moments (batman first appearing in shipping yard, joker stabbing guy in eye with pencil)

this person gets it.

i loved batman forever when i was a kid and i've tried to sit through it to remember why. i can't. it's awful. but it did lead to a longtime celeb crush on nicole kidman. so there's that.

San Fran! i thought better of you.

at least it's honest.