Ted Nugent putting his face through one of those "muscle man" cutouts.

Double-horse juiced-in goodness! Horse Pepsi OK?

… then that movie would have had one fewer problem?

Gosh, for a minute there I thought I was fantasizing about being cuddled by Michael Douglas!

"Now that Hollywood has forgiven Mel, I'm ready to bleach my hair for Lethal Weapon 5!"

because of a problem?

I remember when Ray Smuckles bought Airwolf on eBay Platinum Reserve and he rescued Phillippe but he awoke Keith Moon's head.

Yeah, the "emo" term was a bit of a catch-all from about 1996 to 2001, and everyone involved was uncomfortable with it. Then Hot Topic started using the term, and now no one remembers that it used to mean "this awkwardly shaped box where a number of punk and indie bands are thrown because they don't fit neatly in any…

Boomers are so weird! These days, I just fuck in that abandoned parking lot just outside town with the weird decaying vertical white rectangle standing at one end!

who mad, bro?

"Actually, THIS is the proper way to slice bread."

Strictly for My S.P.I.E.S. L.I.K.E. U.S.

Hi, RS. Why do I feel like you're the one always trying to make mothers take their babies to a toilet stall so you can eat your Hot Wings in peace?

I got a Highlander notification for this?

"Hi, I'd like this console, Dragon Warrior II, and these 75 copies of Rescue: the Embassy Mission, please!"

It has most of the games I wanted, so it seemed like a good deal.

Get thee to Amazon Marketplace and set up a seller account!

150 + (10n) > 60

Mine from 1986 literally just died.

Is there any chance the rapper will be posting paid positions?