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    Castronovo was indicted & kicked out of the band circa 2015.

    Neal Schon seems like the sort of dude who at 65 is having work done. Steve Perry seems like the sort of dude who might not care so much about having work done.

    He is, but there's some talk of him "not being there the whole time" since he was out of the band for Raised on Radio and for the subsequent decade where they were inactive as a band.

    If it makes you feel any better, I've heard a number of stories that paint him as a dick. I guess it's a promising sign for our world that even some complete dicks don't want to be associated with Trump?

    Steve Smith rejoined after his replacement, Deen Castronovo, was indicted on felony charges of rape, assault, sexual abuse, unlawful use of a dangerous weapon, and contempt of court .

    In no particular order, and ideally all at once!

    When you someone eat it

    They actually bothered to get some of the establishing shots to look like Milwaukee!

    Have you seen The Baxter? It's part genuine screwball romantic comedy, part sendup of '90s/'00s romcom cliches through The State/Stella/Wet Hot American Summer filter.

    Shabazz is great. Maybe not "great background music while you solve complex problems at work" music, but great for when you can get lost in it.

    Franchise fatigue doesn't happen overseas yet.

    Well, it's not really free and it's not really a form but ohohohohohoho…

    You cast Anna Kendrick into the woods?

    Kendrick threw her hat in the ring when people were fantasy-casting a Squirrel Girl film. It was an Internet Thing for some time.

    What is your source on this huge amount of information?

    "The alt-right died on the way back to its home planet, which was itself destroyed by meteors"

    "Looking forward to the memories being erased because I'm guessing one of these agents has the mindwipe pen from Men in Black and I can just ask them to do that every week until I get to retire to a remote island off Crete"

    Mike Pence has only ever given his wife a solemn nod

    … and it bears repeating that there was NO WAY that audience had been online enough in the previous 18 hours to know a thing had happened. They were definitely thinking "this is a Seinfeld and Kramer bit."

    Do you think our current POTUS or VPOTUS have ever hugged another living thing in their lives?